What's up mother shuckers? I just crawled out from the hole I've been hiding in while I worked on Sakwaitsyie. It's here. It's free. It's waiting for you to download and play it. Go ahead, it won't byte. (heh see what I did there)

What's in this update? Glad you asked. We got big rocks and small rocks and cultists too. Power ups and tutorials and a God that's blue. 

What's to come? Hey who said you could ask any questions, I'm just kidding. Well... I'm not sure what's to come. I said I probably was going to charge for this version but that would leave the free version without a tutorial and that didn't feel right. So you get to play the first level for free. There still is no sound at all but it's no coins out of your purse so how mad can you be really. Wizardo will likely be next, along with the implementation of captains, sound effects, and an encyclopedia to reference game mechanics.  This version will definitely have a price tag on it. I'm gonna hold it hostage until it lets me tie the tag on myself.

Anyway that's all the time I have to rant for now.  See you next time.

-Tippa